BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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