So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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