I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
