i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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