Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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