Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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