I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I have fence marks all over my body
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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