just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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