is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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