I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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