so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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