Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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