i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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