woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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