You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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