yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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