i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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