ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
now i know why i became what i already was.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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