If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
