you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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