You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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