The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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