he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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