I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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