Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
