I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Barsexuality is the new black.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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