Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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