i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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