woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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