She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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