that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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