Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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