Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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