im drinking this country out of the recession.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
