i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
