So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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