my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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