the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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