what if I'm pregnant?
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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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