so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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