Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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