The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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