Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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