Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
