Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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