Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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