Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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