I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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