At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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