just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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