I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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